"By the way, if anyone here is in marketing or advertising...kill yourself. Thank you."
The other day, I was catching up on the phone with a young friend. "Get this!" I told him. "Catholic Relief Services has invited me to apply for a grant to travel with them!" "You?" he blurted. "Why would they want youto go?"
"Come ON!" I replied when we'd finally finished laughing."Because I'm ME."