|PEW AND CANDLES|
IMMACULATE CONCEPTION CHURCH
BARONNE STREET, NEW ORLEANS
The city features a phenomenon known as drive-through daiquiri stands. People are allowed not only to walk about the streets but to get behind the wheels of their cars while swilling hard liquor! I spoke to a local lawyer and he confirmed this makes for many unfortunate accidents.
When a storm's coming and everyone hunkers down, breaks out the booze and food, and starts partying, the ensuing period is known as a "hurrication."
I had pictured the French Quarter as a charming section of widely-spaced homes with wrought-iron porches with a bit of mild debauchery down Bourbon St. It's in the middle of a large city and is more like Coney Island, if every street in Coney Island were a fifty-year-old stage set for A Streetcar Named Desire, dotted with voodoo and liquor stores, and under construction. And it was legal to walk down the street and drive your car while swilling booze. And had St. Louis Cathedral in the middle of it, skinny guys in muscle shirts here and there sitting on benches playing a saxophone or a horn, and a black man dressed in white tie and tails in the hot sun standing stock still, for several minutes, down by the river with a Scotty on a leash and a bucket for change as some kind of odd, ad hoc tourist draw.
Then I went to the Garden District and wandered happily about for a few hours. Now this is my kind of place: wide, shady streets, secret gardens, balconies, stained glass, mansions with 20-feet high Virgin Mary shrines in front, her neck draped with strands of cheap beads (they hand you a strand of these beads as you deplane at Louis Armstrong Airport and after that, you see them everywhere, chiefly lying on the sidewalk amidst piles of dead leaves), and a Starbucks on the corner of Washington and Magazine. Of course being a tourist you see a mere zillionth, and probably a contorted zillionth at that, of what it is to actually live in the city. I shudder to think what people experience when they come to my city and take a brief gander.
Anyway, I went back yesterday, and walked the part around Jackson, and geared up for another talk I'm giving today at a luncheon for the friends of my hostess Hedy K. Boelte at one of Hedy's houses on the Pearl River in Mississippi. I forgot to say Hedy and her husband live on 50,000 acres--that's apparently 20 miles long--on the banks of the Mississippi in Natchez that they've made into, among other things, a bird sanctuary. Which I also got to see, or part of it.
So I am being treated like royalty and I am also way out of my comfort/familiarity zone, and in definite departure from my daily schedule, and that is generally a good thing, at least for awhile. I met a gal yesterday and she talked about how when she was eight, she developed a very strict schedule for her time: 15 minutes for this, 15 minutes for that, brushing her teeth, homework, supper, putting away her toys, the bus ride home from school: all were factored in and she laboriously hand-wrote out the schedule and posted it on her wall.
And then one day the bus was late. And she literally had a semi-psychotic break. In front of all the other kids. Let's just say I could relate. After that, she took the schedule down, as we all have to, in one way or the other, every day.
Hope you're all well, wherever you are. Thank you for welcoming me to beautiful New Orleans!
|A SECOND FLOOR DORMER WITH BROKEN-DOWN|
SOMETHING OR OTHERS, DRAPED WITH BEADS