Wednesday, April 27, 2011

RESURRECTION MORNING: THE LADY WITH THE ASH BLOND WIG

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I've published it before; I'll publish it again: a little tale of my bout with breast cancer.

...Back in 2000, when I was diagnosed with breast cancer, I had one overriding emotion: self-centered, panic-tinged fear. I didn't know that eight years later I'd be fine, that the scar would be barely visible, that months would go by where the word "cancer" never entered my thoughts. Back then I still thought about it every waking and sleeping moment. So before I even had surgery, I signed up for a second opinion clinic at UCLA.

The day of my appointment, I found a seat and looked around at the ten or so others, perched stiffly on the edges of their chairs. They know what it's like to lie staring at the ceiling all night, I thought. They could die, too.

"What a bunch of crap," a voice muttered, and I turned to see a petite blonde gal, about my age, in a Dolce & Gabbana jersey and black leather pants. With one gold-beringed hand she was filling out a clipboard of forms. With the other, she chowed down a Whopper.

"This your first time?" she asked, wiping a smear of mayo from the corner of her mouth.

“My first time? Well...yeah."

"First time's the worst," she reported, as if I could look forward to several more such visits. "It's my third."

"Your...third?" I faltered. That was when I took a good look at her hair--bangs and a shoulder-length flip--and saw it was way too shiny to be real: she was wearing an ash blond wig.

"Oh, chemo's nothing compared to all I've been through," she informed me. Double mastectomy, reconstructive surgery. Thought I was home-free after the bone marrow transplant"--she paused to scrape the pickles off her hamburger--"but now it’s metastasized to my liver."

Except for the wig, she looked normal, if a little ethereal: translucent skin, a blue vein tendrilling across her temple.

"I have three teenagers at home in Newport Beach, that’s what keeps me going, that, plus my friends, and shopping. Money means zipola to me, which isn't exactly great for the old marriage"--she jerked a thumb to her left, where a long-suffering businessman type sat shuffling papers on top of his briefcase--"but at this point I could give a rat's ass. The only reason I'm here is to see if they have any drugs that might give me an extra month or two.”

I couldn't get my mind around it: this middle-aged Orange County mall rat, with her manicure and Prada pants, nonchalantly telling me that she was going to die.

"You'll be fine, though," she added, giving my knee a friendly slap. "The fear of the unknown is the worst. Actually going through it is no big deal."

All afternoon I waited in a white room while doctors filed in with their stethoscopes and charts. I prayed my breast wouldn’t have to be mutilated, I prayed they wouldn’t tell me I had some mutant strain that was reproducing at an outlandishishly unheard-of rate, I prayed if I had to die of cancer, it wouldn’t be for a long, long time and they’d give me lots of drugs first. Around 5, the “team”—the social worker, the radiologist—came in to report their findings. The surgical oncologist summed it up. "For patients like you--Stage 1 with a tumor under a centimeter and assuming there’s no lymph node involvement, the risk of recurrence is about nine percent."

Nine percent ran through my mind like a mantra as I got dressed and gathered up my things. If only it's not in my lymph nodes, nine percent's not bad. It could be a lot worse than nine percent. I can live with nine percent. Outside the elevator, I ran into the woman with the ash blond wig.

"How did you do?" she cried. "Good news?"

"Not bad, I guess," I admitted.

"Oh hon, that's great!" she said, leaning over to give me a big hug. "I told you you'd do fine!" She stepped onto the elevator and the doors closed behind her.

How can you describe such goodness, such bravery?—this woman who was dying, who had been through hell, asking "Good news?"—hoping someone else would make it.

I think of her often, this woman from Newport Beach who wore a huge diamond, whose hobby was shopping, who could have treated her husband a little better. And each time I remember how, when Christ walked among his disciples after the Resurrection, nobody had recognized him.

And/or listen to the story on NPR's "All Things Considered":

Thank you all for the TRULY FAB fab suggestions for my possible talk next year at the Religious Ed. Congress. I am mulling...

4 comments:

  1. I remember this story from Redeemed, and a couple of times in my life, a one-off encounter with someone I've never seen again, initiates a metanoia, or volte-face, in my worldview or thinking.

    Maybe they're Angels? Because like in your experience, those I encountered seemed eccentric, quirky, misfits and not at all like Saints, yet bring a powerful form of redemption (if we listen and get past our disgust or pity), and I saw these sorts of characters popping up, time and time again, in both of your books, and what struck me was the capacity you had to listen, change and then thread them into your narrative.

    To me, Saints are those who have to put up with me for the long-haul. :)

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  2. Exactly, Paul, that's the real "resurrection"...when after years of thinking we're martyrs for putting up with other people, realizing they're saints for putting up with us!...That's why the "kingdom of God" is here...we start to see every moment, the smallest encounter is shot through with the opportunity to be revealed to ourselves...

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  3. "the smallest encounter is shot through with the opportunity to be revealed to ourselves...".

    If you haven't picked it up, this piece by Fr James Schall, entitled, A Guide for Those Unwilling to Know Themselves, on the 2nd edition of J Budziszewski's, What We Can't Not Know, is insightful:
    http://tinyurl.com/5wj7tom

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  4. Thanks, Paul, "Good may stay at a certain level but evil never does" reminds me of what we alkies observe about our drinking: "It gets worse, never better"...and I like the idea that the "proof," if any were needed, that God or the natural law or however you want to put it is written on our hearts is that without at least seeking, and trying to be rigorously honest, we are never at peace...

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